Orbs

According to ancient PVT texts, if a Runner is using a Civic, the shift knob must be the shape of an orb and must fit firmly in the palm of the hand. No bigger than 2 inches. Heavy enough to have the right amount of inertia to land into gear smoothly and light enough to shift quickly.

I know how some may feel bout metal knobs in the summer, or heat transferring to it from the engine and exhaust. But remember… The cold and the heat is life’s energy. Whether it’s as hot as the Gobi Desert in summer or as cold as Mt. Kailash in the middle of winter, it’s the ingredients of LIFE. This is the PVT way.

Aye it’s still

Saturday Night!

Y’all ever hear about glowing lights on Mt. Kailash? There has been numerous sightings of UFO in that region. So the next time you hear bout glowing lights up there on top of Mt. Kailash, that’s me. I’m up there, partying… looking for that elevator to Mt. Meru.

Any of y’all

Anyone of y’all watch that Twilight Zone marathon? 🙋‍♂️ Lately I’ve been feeling like the character Avery on the episode “Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up”. that’s right. But yo peep it, this album is like a Twilight Zone episode.

https://funkiporcini.bandcamp.com/album/love-pussycats-and-carwrecks

If you experience something from the Twilight Zone, will you be able to handle it? Because we’re living in the Twilight Zone right now…